AHoles Live Forever Unisex Blend Hoodie

Wrap yourself in warmth and wit with the StarDate 444 hoodie—a playful yet wise reminder that "Assholes live forever, so it's best not to marry one." Perfect for cooler evenings or casual outings, this hoodie combines humor with premium comfort, making it your go-to for chilly weather and clever conversations.

Features You’ll Love:

• Soft & Durable Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester blend for cozy wear with minimal pilling.
• Weighty Warmth: 8.0 oz/yd² fabric weight keeps you snug without bulk.
• Thoughtful Design: Quarter-turned body to eliminate the center crease, plus a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord.
• All-Day Comfort: Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for flexibility and fit.
• Functional & Stylish: Front pouch pocket for practicality; double-needle stitching for durability.

Whether you're lounging at home, heading out for a casual night, or gifting a friend with a sharp sense of humor, this hoodie delivers style, substance, and a slice of universal truth.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates comfort, wit, and a little life advice—StarDate 444 style.