Cupid Has Left the Chat: A Star Date 444 Valentine Tee

Sometimes love is poetic.
Sometimes it’s complicated.
And sometimes… Cupid logs off entirely.

This Star Date 444 tee captures the modern dating moment with a wink and a knowing nod. On the front, a winged little cloud floats among scattered hearts above the phrase “Cupid has left the chat.” Turn it around and you’ll find a minimalist bow and arrow — the shot has been taken, but the status update reads: “Arrow sent. Emotional availability pending.”

It’s funny because it’s true.
And because at Star Date 444, we believe humor is just honesty in a cuter outfit.

Printed on the ultra-soft Gildan Softstyle 6400, this tee is lightweight, comfortable, and built to hold up through real life — ghosting, healing arcs, first dates, and everything in between. Easy to wear solo or layered, it’s perfect for singles, self-aware romantics, and anyone navigating love with intention (and a sense of humor).

Why this tee works:

• Soft, breathable ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
• Lightweight feel without sacrificing durability
• Holds its shape and softness through repeat washes
• Regular fit that works for any dating era

Fabric & fit details:

• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid center creases

This isn’t anti-love.
It’s dating-aware.

Because the right match doesn’t disappear — and until then, at least your shirt gets it. 💫🏹
— Star Date 444

If you want, I can also:

• Shorten this for Shopify/Etsy
• Add a Singles Snap & Sip tie-in
• Write a hanger tag or packaging insert to match the humor

This collection is absolutely landing.